Sung to the tune of "Oh, Canada"...
Our home in ‘ghanistan.
True patriot love,
We spread throughout the land.
But with aching hearts we see the rise
Of some obscenity.
From far and wide, oh Canada
Feels pretty damn betrayed!
Thanks, Hamid Karzai, for making idiots out of martyrs and good Samaritans.
Legalising “marital rape” is sick, obscene and must be repealed NOW!
Compared to this, the diss from Greg Gutfeld and Doug Benson (cut these shmoes some slacl, eh?) means nothing!