"Gunman shot by police sniper" - SBC?

This fellow's family left him and were in midst of divorce procedures.

That tells you something.

While Metro's finest did the right thing for everyone, did they also do the right thing for this man?

We may never know.

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst MY girl????!?

Us North Americans and our celebrities - we can't live with them: we can't live without them.

Makes me want to get a drink!

NEXT...

The Myth of Woodstock...

It was 35 years ago today when the masses congregated on Max Yasgur's farm in upstate New York. Three days of peace, love, hope and mind-blowing rock-and-roll (with some mind-altering substances thrown in for good measure).

Too bad that everything, given that all things being equal, had to come to an end. The world has become more dangerous, blacks and whites don't eat together much as they used to, and the various tribes that gathered on the farm in solidarity against "the Man" now want to kill each other (see "Woodstock 99").

Maybe it was Woodstock that changed the world's liberal politics - everyone in the political sphere wanted to appease each and every one of those 500k-plus bodies that were there. And maybe that's why modern liberalism is such a clusterfuck at the moment - everyone wanted to be a modern hippie, but they're ignoring the world's realities a little too much. The Toronto Sun's Thane Burnett interviewed a few people for his article in order to shed light on the storied festival, and why there might never be another one, at least in our lifetime.

Is it just me...

Or are the Olsen sisters starting to look real good to me?

Just wondering...

Hot enough for ya', eh?

God love the Olympians.

In the land of souvlaki, ouzo and the flaming saganaki, it seems that the jocks are having a ball.

Then you have the bad puns...


"Games officials have accepted a donation from Durex of 130,000 condoms for athletes," Cam Hutchinson of the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix writes. "I fear this could start another Trojan War."


Okay... NEXT!