Jerry Springer :: The Official Site: I thought that by monopolizing the Web's bandwidth, I might hasten the arrival of the Apocalypse.
I forgot about Jerry.
A long time ago, he was tackling some pretty serious issues - White "supremacy", poverty, domestic strife, social injustice. All of a sudden he brought in the mutants, inbreds, aliens, freaks...
Are they all real? And if they were, did they feel any shame in exposing all the dirty laundry to an unsuspecting, worldwide TV audience?
And who are we to judge everytime we tune in?
Shame on Jerry.
Shame on them.
SHAME ON US!
(And your mama, too!)