"The early bird gets the worm."
"He who laughs last, laughs best."
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
Blah blah blah.
But a fellow blogger.com-munist has given some that we can really relate to.
Some of them are actually true when you think about them.
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap."
"If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
And my favourite.. "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened!"
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