Our Beloved U.N. - from bad to worse

Michelle Malkin - with the help from others, of course - has uncovered yet another shitstorm involving our beloved United Nations.

You know... the same United Nations that previous and current Liberal regimes have lionized and supported over the years.

The very same United Nations that Jean Chretien depended on for advice on Iraq.

The same United Nations that we send our troops for missions around the world.

ABC delved into this sick matter by following some of the fine UN workers to a bar where hookers and booze were available. At the end of the night, they loaded the hookers into a van and drove away.

Even worse is this allegation...

One 14-year-old girl from Bunia was on her way to the village well for water, local police said, when two blue-helmeted U.N. troops, from Morocco, stopped her. One of the soldiers raped her, she said.

"We know that these people came to bring peace to this country," Dieudonne Shabani, the victim's mother, told ABC News. "So how come the same men who come to bring peace are doing this to my daughter? It really revolted me."

The family took their devastated daughter to the police and a doctor from an aid group filed a rape report with the United Nations. The next day, the family said the Moroccan commander from the United Nations came and insulted them by offering money for the case to be dropped. Nothing has been heard since.

At this point, said the Rev. Alfred Buju, the town's Catholic priest, the people fear the U.N. personnel.

"They're saying even to young girls, be careful to not be taken by those peacekeepers," he said.

After almost 60 years of existence, the U.N. is starting to collapse piece by piece. What started off as a noble idea has degenerated into another bloated beaurocracy co-opted by tyrannies and gangsters, and even its diehard supporters are starting to have second thoughts about commiting themselves to another mission. One more scandal might wind up destroying the organization altogether.

Omar Khadr is a Fucking Traitor!(And he should fucking die for this!)

It took a Yank (that pesky, perky Michelle Malkin) to get me off my arse to rant about this sad, fucked-up state of affairs. So here's my take on this bullshit...

We up here in Canada have been hearing stories about poor, little Omar Khadr, who was caught by the forces of the Great Satan in the Promised Land, Afghanistan.

He was part of a group of freedom fighters who ambushed the Zionist stooges' convoy, killing one evil hellspawn who went by the "name" of "Sgt. First Class Christopher Speer" and (unfortuantely) injured many more.

Of course, the CBC did an interview with the Khadr family a little while back, who, with one exception, proved that they were such fine examples of Canadian citizenship - such a wonder to behold.

(Matriarch Maha Khadr, and 23-year old daughter, Zaynab) have always claimed that Ahmed Said Khadr (family patriarch, who was killed in Pakistan in October 2003 while working in an al-Qaeda compound) was not a terrorist. But now they say that he was proud to die as a shaheed, a martyr, a soldier of Islam.

"We believe that death comes when God had planned it, before He created the humanity, it's planned, so I just accept, [but] it hurt," Maha said.

"We believe dying by the hand of your enemy because you believe in… you're doing it in the way of Allah, that it's the best way to die," Zaynab told CBC. "My father had always wished that he would be killed… he would be killed for the sake of Allah. I remember when we were very young he would say, if you guys love me, pray for me that I get jihaded, which is killed."

What a great affirmation of Canadian, multicultural values - come in as political/religious refugees and maintain your identity and beliefs, even if they involve death and murder.

Maha is proud of Omar. "Of course. He defended himself," she says. "He just did not give any – you know, I thought they were very simple kids."

"If you were in that situation what would you have done? I must ask everybody that," Zaynab says...

"He'd been bombarded for hours. Three of his friends who were with him had been killed. He was the only sole survivor. What do you expect him to do, come up with his hands in the air? I mean it's a war. They're shooting at him. Why can't he shoot at you? If you killed three, why can't he kill one? Why is it, why does nobody say you killed three of his friends? Why does everybody say you killed an American soldier? Big deal."

Like, yeah! What's the big fucking deal about starting an ambush that killed an American soldier and getting 3 of your buds iced in return? It's called WAR, of course, and worse things have happened in other conflicts.

The problem seems to be that we pride ourselves in being democratic and tolerant, but when we hear such shit being spewed on our airwaves by those who were supposed to be our fellow citizens about dying for Allah in return for killing some of our own troops, I'd be damned if many people wouldn't be pissed off to the fucking max over it.

It's this shallow accusation of "torture" by loyal Canadian Omar Khadr that really steams me. He should be so damn lucky not to get his head sawn off just like prisoners held by his allies over in Iraq.

This loyal Canadian shouldn't have gotten entangled with this al-Qaeda mess, but it seemed that his family, from Patriarch on down, wanted to follow such a path, and that fucker chose it out of his own volition. Rather than sit this whole mess out, the loyal Khadrs decided, as loyal Canadians, to bite off the feeding hand and try to kill the feeder.

If Khadr was really being tortured in "Gitmo", he should be so fucking lucky that he's been allowed to live.

Somehow, one is tempted to say that the Americans should've done unto others what they were doing unto them. One is tempted to wish that these poor prisoners should be slowly cut into pieces as a warning for others.

If you think that's gross and cruel, read this: you can't win any war with kindness and civility, and sadly, the Yanks are getting it more wrong every day.

"What do you mean we're not invited?"

Hats off to the insane MoFoz at Little Green Footballs (which I believe is a euphemysm for "hand grenades", but, hey! I digress...) for this nice little entry about an anti-terrorism conference in Saudi Arabia.

This is, of course, akin to having a serial child molester host a seminar about protecting your children from online predators. Saudi Arabia has been suspected of sponsoring Islamist terror groups.

Therefore - not surprisingly - Israel has been left out of the picture. The Yanks will be coming. So will the Germans, the Chinese, the French and the Turks. All-in-all, 50 countries, plus various international organizations have been scheduled to participate in the four-day event.

But Jüden verboten! WTF?

Israel, not too surprisingly, has the most experience dealing with terrorists and unrest. Its government agencies managed to make sure that life goes on in the Jewish state in spite of suicide bombings and the occasional all-out war (1973 "Yom Kippur" war, anyone?) So there should be no valid reason whatsoever to bar the Jewish State from the conference. Right?

Four workshops will be held... at the King Faisal Conference Hall of the Intercontinental Hotel. Delegates from Egypt, Japan, Germany and Turkey will participate in the first workshop entitled, “Roots of Terrorist Thought”...

Methinks that they will use the "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion" as the root of all evil.

Sadly, by excluding Israel, the conference is depriving itself of true first-hand experience. After all, its founders were victims of state-sponsored terrorism themselves...

Oh, fuck off, Garofalo (or... "That time of month, eh Janeane?")

Hats off to Michael King's Ramblings' Journal, the unsinkable Michelle Malkin, and millions upon millions of blogheads who picked up on Janeane Garofalo's moonbatty meltdown on MSNBC's After Hours.

For those (like moi) who missed it, here's a recap courtesy of Kevin McCullough...

Janeane's pre-menstrual tic - EXPOSED!

... she says it means the same thing as the show of solidarity with the Iraqi voters that many bloggers, citizens and lawmakers had taken.

So Iraqi and Kurdish voters are NAZIS, eh Janeane? So what makes Mr. Saddam Hussein - FDR? MLK? JFK? WTF?

If so, then I must be a Nazi, too.

Can you imagine what my father (who be in Heaven) would say? How the fuck would my superiors in Maritime Command deal with a Hitlerite like me? Think about it.

And since Janeane ceased being funny after the Ben Stiller Show (RIP), she had nowhere to go but to the loving arms of Air Amerika, God love 'em.

What does Comrade G. have to say about her outburst?

The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a "Daily Show" photo already, of them signaling in this manner [does the Nazi salute], as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that. And also, the bit of theater about the very distraught parents of the soldier who had died, the point is not if this was a real moment, if it was staged, if it was PR. The point is, is those parents and their son were misled about why that young man went into Iraq. And when he wrote a letter to his mother saying, "It's my job to protect you now," protect her from what? The imminent threat of Saddam Hussein and his weapons of mass destruction? So don't bring up, "Is it helpful if the Democrats make some noise" when they're being lied to. That's not helpful, that's not helpful to pundits like you maybe, but it is not helpful to the country when a Republican President and his partisan Republican Party continue to perpetuate myth and dishonesty on the country.

Uhhh... okay. So, what's the fucking point?

Or more precisely, "What the motherfuck are you talking about, Janeane?"

So far, the United States have not experienced any attacks on its soil since 9/11/01. Maybe its because those freedom-loving al-Qaeda warriors are being sent a message saying, "YOU GOT SERVED, PUNK!"

Firstly - just because WMD's have not turned up in Iraq doesn't mean that they've never existed. Our previous assumption was that Arabs were incapable of complex cloak-and-dagger tactics of deception and subterfuge. Translation: they knew that the Coalition was going to come knocking anytime, so might as well get rid of any incrimiating evidence and hide them elsewhere. So... the question shouldn't have been "Did Saddam have WMD's?" but "Where did Saddam hide the WMD's?" In other words - if they ain't here, they're somewhere else.

This same kind of assumption led to 9/11, BTW.

Anyways, there's more to the story than what meets the proverbial eye, so click on the links.

As for Janeane - get some help. Or at least change your tampon once in a while.

Fidel Castro IS deranged!!

Oh, Fidel. Into the yeyo again, eh Comrade?

What's this shit about you saying that Cubans are living in "heaven"?

Cuban President Fidel Castro said Tuesday that President George W. Bush appears deranged and Cubans would much rather live in the Caribbean island's "heaven" than try and survive in Bush's corrupt, capitalist "hell."

I dunno, Comrade... I spent over 2 weeks in FL, and the only hell I experienced was watching that fucking Orange Bowl game. Thank God you didn't get to see it.

Castro criticized Bush's government, linking it to corruption and torture. He then defended Cuba's socialist system, which Bush's administration has openly said should be replaced with a capitalist one.

"This country is heaven, in the spiritual sense of the word," Castro said.

Shit! You DID watch the Orange Bowl! On the basis of the Sooners' piss-poor performance against an apperently strong USC team, Bush is sure to be blamed.

And, yes Comrade, your country is "heaven" - for Canadian tourists willing to save a few Loonies, toasting out in the Carribean sun tossing back complimentary Cuba Libres.

Never mind that not all Cubans are libres, unless they are either related or well-connected to el Jefe, but who gives a fuck, eh? This is HEAVEN!!!

And after dark, some of the men would look for dates - armed with Greenbacks, of course. You can tell that Cuba's women really work hard for their money. After all - THIS IS HEAVEN!!!

If Pyongyang were much closer, we'd vacation there, too. And it would also be heaven.

And what about the EU's decision to ease sanctions on your paradise, Comrade? What about it?

The EU's new policy, which demands the release of all imprisoned dissidents, is up for review in July.

"They are treating us...as if we were condemned to a death sentence," using these months to "observe how I behave," Castro said.

Cuba "doesn't need the United States, it doesn't need Europe," he added.

"What a wonderful thing to be able to say, that (Cuba) doesn't need any assistance - it's learned to live without it."

Olé! In the spirit of Juche and Albanian Socialist Self-Reliance, you have managed to starve - er, encourage your country to be the self-sustaining powerhouse that only the most criminally deranged, despotic psycopaths could dream of.

Hats off to you, Comrade, for endangering your fragile health by standing up for 5 hours telling delegates at an "international pedagogy conference" that Cuba is a paradise for all to fucking behold.

Now sit down and shut the fuck up! Your time is gonna come...