Pet Names for Little Pauly Poopypants

Paul the Martian.

Mr. Dithers.

Paul Dithers.

Paul Who?

Millionaire Paul.

PM² / PM PM.

Paul Muddle.

Missile Martin.

Pauly Bagman.

Paul Waffle.

Paul Conundrum.

Baby Paul.

Pauly Boy.

Paul Bedwetter.

Paul of Syria.

Prime Minister Paul Martin.

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