Friday, August 27, 2004

Let's get this Aliant strike over with, already!

This is the strike that never ends... I can imagine what the negotiations would look like...

Gov't: I have tabled a new proposal for you. It may not be exactly what you wanted, but it'll give you what you need.

Union: Unacceptable... we're still concerned about our job security and benefits.

Gov't: But this is the final offer. This strike has gone on too long and we must reach an agreement as soon as...

Union: No! Your plan sucks!

Gov't: No, it doesn't.

Union: Yes, it does. And you suck, too.

Gov't: No. You suck!

Union: You suck and swallow!

Gov't: That's not fair. You suck!

Union: Fuck you!

Gov't: No... FUCK YOU!!

Etc., etc., etc. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Ad nauseam.

Why can't we all get along? Do the right thing, you idiots.

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