The Onion's got the Beat

For all you fans of Japanese psycho cult flick "Battle Royale", "Beat" Takeshi Kitano gets interviewed by the people over at the Yankee psycho cult 'zine the Onion. Through a translator, he talks about the creative process, yadda yadda yadda, and his latest offering to an unsuspecting world, "Zatoichi". Renaissance man? Madman? You decide.