Oliver Stoned!

Pure jokes. And you wonder why some of his movies are so bizarrely fucked-up, eh?

Stone, 58, who won Academy Awards for Platoon and Born on the Fourth of July , was arrested at a checkpoint in Beverly Hills on Friday night, Sgt. John Edmundson said.

Stone showed signs of alcohol intoxication after pulling over on Sunset Boulevard, Edmundson said.

Police searched the director's Mercedes and found drugs, said the sergeant. He didn't say what kind.

Better living through chemistry doesn't necessarily carry over to better talent and vision.

Maybe Ollie will make better movies after rehab.

Then again...