Monday, September 20, 2004

One Step Closer to Armageddon... (or Something to that Effect...)

Over this past weekend, Fin-de-notre-Siècle Lolita Diva Britney Spears got hitched at a private ceremony to ex-dancer and perennial deadbeat dad Kevin Federline in a private ceremony just outside - where else? - Los Angeles.

And now the Whole World - or at least people who have no real lives to call their own - will have to watch with bated breath how the marriage will unfold... or unravel.

As you sad little people probably remember...

In January, Spears married childhood friend Jason Alexander in a surprise wedding in Las Vegas. That marriage was annulled 55 hours later.
Well... at least I have a life. Enjoy.


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