Wednesday, October 06, 2004

WE'RE NUMBER 95!

FIFA has ranked Our Home And Native Land® number 95 in the rankings, sandwiched between Indonesia and Vietnam for GLOBAL FOOTBALL SUPREMACY!

For those still puzzled by the analogy, "football" is what most of the world outside North America call "soccer".

Since Brazil is numero uno in the FIFA ranks, and despite the fact that despite recent immigration from FIFA-oriented countries Canada is still sucking on the pitch, I have a simple suggestion:

ENCOURAGE MORE IMMIGRANTS FROM BRAZIL!

Think about it... the next generation of players immigrate here, we give them a good education, good health care, etc... then come World Cup season... WATCH OUT - WE'RE IN YOUR HOUSE NOW, DOGGZ...

And then I woke up...

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