"What the fuck was I drinking, Duuuude?"
It's one thing to shell out bucks to buy families' votes, but it's another to make mockery of good intentions, especially if the person making the comment is a senior in the party Politburo.
In fact, the recipients would not be spending $25/day on popcorn and beer, Scotty.
They would rather spend it on something a little more worthwhile, like...
- liquor and whores;
- Chris Brothers Pepperoni;
- the "Miami Vice: Season 2" DVD collection (out now!);
- pot; or
- surfing internet pr0n.
Still, Scotty's comments should be a little more subtle. So he did a mea culpa - whoop-ee. I'm sure that the Pork-aholics would still love him anyway.
Any more bright ideas, Steve-O?